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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the economic funnies.

SuperPac Do It Yourself Negative Political Ad Kit

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The BLS reports an astounding 4 million jobs were added this month, but they are all located in Saint Louis, Missouri

Distract-O-Tron

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SuperCommittee

This just in, employee's hard work finally pays off:

Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead's hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charles Pardahee, Pardahee said Friday.

"There were definitely some nights I'd lie awake in bed and wonder, 'Is Sam absolutely killing himself day in and day out for nothing?'" Pardahee told reporters while driving to his weekend home in a recently purchased 2012 BMW luxury sedan. "But Sam just put his head down and never looked back, and this year his blood, sweat, and tears have proven profitable to the tune of a 15 percent larger bonus for myself."

Grover Norquist Busted for Taxing Affair

^{Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich}

Newt Gingrich - Moon President

^{Cartoonist: Tom Toles}

Money Talks - The Haves & the Soon-to-Haves

There is a growing consensus that the Occupy Movement should actually Occupy Walmart, otherwise known as little China.

...and finally...a new bill in Congress makes it very clear....every sperm is sacred...