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Crude & Unusual

Exxon Mobil Makes Hostile Takeover Bid on BP - Being the most hated oil company on Earth is our job! Further reports Goldman Sachs is contemplating competitive bid, Nobody is going to up us in being the most despized corporation!

Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

^{Cartoonist: John Sherffius}

Who's Watching the Watchdogs?

^{Cartoonist: Tom Toles}

Up Brit Creek

^{Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich}

Stephen Colbert Defends His Intellectual Property

^{Cartoonist: Pat Bagley}