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Good Morning! Rise and Shine! Get that Cup O' Joe...
break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

Timothy Geithner Can't Sell His House

Dr. Decline

Bernanke Babble Dictionary

Harry Potter and the Unemployment Office

Recession Aggression Bag