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break out the O.J....hang out with the pooch...time to check out the Funnies!

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears

This just in. Obama will create 17 new jobs by resigning and opening up a restaurant.

The Worst Job in the World

^{Cartoonist: Nate Beeler}

Report: Women increasingly Choosing Dead End Careers over Dead End Relationships.

There Will Be Blame

^{Cartoonist: R.J. Matson}

EU Sovereign Debt Crisis Jeopardy

^{Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich}

^{Cartoonist: Pat Bagley}

Jarryd's Job Interview

^{Cartoonist: Nate Beeler}

Consumer Alert: Best Friends Charm Bracelets

^{Cartoonist: R.J. Matson}